Fall Guy
Beer Score: 2
Genre: Action, Comedy, Romance
Description: Ryan Gosling plays a washed-up stuntman who gets dragged back into Hollywood chaos — basically Barbie Ken with a mullet and explosions. It’s part love story, part action flick, and 100% a flex for how many times he can get punched through glass while still looking hot.
Reviewer: Caden
The most entertaining mid-life crisis ever filmed. Ryan Gosling doing flips, Emily Blunt roasting him, and a love letter to stunt guys who definitely don’t have health insurance. Gave it 2 beers because I wanted to have a little drink on the side.
Review Scale Below
On this scale, fewer beers means a better movie. If a film keeps you so engaged that you don’t need a drink, it scores low. The more beers it takes to get through, the worse the movie was.
1 Beer: Great — only one beer for fun, not survival.
2 Beers: Decent — had a few slow parts, but still enjoyable.
3 Beers: Meh — starting to need drinks to stay entertained.
4 Beers: Rough — alcohol improves it more than the plot does.
5 Beers: Terrible — only bearable if you’re too buzzed to care.