Poster for The Emoji Movie featuring various emoji characters including a smiling yellow face, a woman's face with long blonde hair, a poop emoji with a smirk, and other animated emoji faces.

The Emoji Movie 

Beer Score: 5

Genre: Animated / Comedy

Description: Gene, a multi-expressional emoji, sets out on a journey to become a normal emoji.

Reviewer: Quinn

This movie is terrible. However, this movie paired with some beers and friends is an amazing time. I have very fond memories of getting hammered with friends and just roasting this movie the whole way through. If you need something to do when all your friends are over, I recommend watching this movie and drinking heavily.

Review Scale Below

On this scale, fewer beers means a better movie. If a film keeps you so engaged that you don’t need a drink, it scores low. The more beers it takes to get through, the worse the movie was.

  • 1 Beer: Great — only one beer for fun, not survival.

  • 2 Beers: Decent — had a few slow parts, but still enjoyable.

  • 3 Beers: Meh — starting to need drinks to stay entertained.

  • 4 Beers: Rough — alcohol improves it more than the plot does.

  • 5 Beers: Terrible — only bearable if you’re too buzzed to care.