Dune: Part Two
Beer Score: 1
Genre: Sci-Fi
Description: Paul Atreides unites with the Fremen while on a warpath of revenge against the conspirators who destroyed his family. Facing a choice between the love of his life and the fate of the universe, he endeavors to prevent a terrible future
Reviewer: Quinn
Dune 2 is amazing. Chef’s kiss. no notes. This movie is shaping the new generation of Sci-Fi, and it’s refreshing how closely the movie aligns with the source material. The soundtrack alone gets me hyped whenever I hear it. If you haven’t seen the Dune movies yet, go watch them now!
Review Scale Below
On this scale, fewer beers means a better movie. If a film keeps you so engaged that you don’t need a drink, it scores low. The more beers it takes to get through, the worse the movie was.
1 Beer: Great — only one beer for fun, not survival.
2 Beers: Decent — had a few slow parts, but still enjoyable.
3 Beers: Meh — starting to need drinks to stay entertained.
4 Beers: Rough — alcohol improves it more than the plot does.
5 Beers: Terrible — only bearable if you’re too buzzed to care.