Dune
Beer Score: 2
Genre: Sci-Fi
Description: Paul Atreides arrives on Arrakis after his father accepts the stewardship of the dangerous planet. However, chaos ensues after a betrayal as forces clash to control melange, a precious resource.
Reviewer: Quinn
Dune is absolute cinema. I gave it a 2 beer score because, compared to the second movie, it is a little slow, and the cliff hanger it leaves off on is a little disappointed. However, without comparing it to the second movie, Dune is absolutely peak. It definitely is the new Sci-Fi powerhouse.
Review Scale Below
On this scale, fewer beers means a better movie. If a film keeps you so engaged that you don’t need a drink, it scores low. The more beers it takes to get through, the worse the movie was.
1 Beer: Great — only one beer for fun, not survival.
2 Beers: Decent — had a few slow parts, but still enjoyable.
3 Beers: Meh — starting to need drinks to stay entertained.
4 Beers: Rough — alcohol improves it more than the plot does.
5 Beers: Terrible — only bearable if you’re too buzzed to care.