Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Beer Score: 3
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Description: After decades in the afterlife, Beetlejuice is summoned back when Lydia’s family accidentally opens the door between worlds. What follows is a chaotic mess of ghosts, grief, and Tim Burton’s signature weirdness cranked up to 11.
Reviewer: Caden
I give it 3 beers because it’s fun in small doses but gets exhausting fast. It’s got that classic Burton vibe — dark, goofy, and stylish — but it’s like eating too much Halloween candy: you enjoy it at first, then start questioning your life choices halfway through.
Review Scale Below
On this scale, fewer beers means a better movie. If a film keeps you so engaged that you don’t need a drink, it scores low. The more beers it takes to get through, the worse the movie was.
1 Beer: Great — only one beer for fun, not survival.
2 Beers: Decent — had a few slow parts, but still enjoyable.
3 Beers: Meh — starting to need drinks to stay entertained.
4 Beers: Rough — alcohol improves it more than the plot does.
5 Beers: Terrible — only bearable if you’re too buzzed to care.