The poster for the movie 'Beetlejuice' features characters including Beetlejuice, a striped suit man sitting cross-legged, a woman with black hair in a dark dress, a red-haired woman, and an animated snake-like creature with a blue face and yellow jacket. The background shows a sunset sky and a haunted house with tombstones and a graveyard. The text indicates a release date of September 6, 2024, and mentions the film's return to theaters.

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Beer Score: 3

Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

Description: After decades in the afterlife, Beetlejuice is summoned back when Lydia’s family accidentally opens the door between worlds. What follows is a chaotic mess of ghosts, grief, and Tim Burton’s signature weirdness cranked up to 11.

Reviewer: Caden

I give it 3 beers because it’s fun in small doses but gets exhausting fast. It’s got that classic Burton vibe — dark, goofy, and stylish — but it’s like eating too much Halloween candy: you enjoy it at first, then start questioning your life choices halfway through.

Review Scale Below

On this scale, fewer beers means a better movie. If a film keeps you so engaged that you don’t need a drink, it scores low. The more beers it takes to get through, the worse the movie was.

  • 1 Beer: Great — only one beer for fun, not survival.

  • 2 Beers: Decent — had a few slow parts, but still enjoyable.

  • 3 Beers: Meh — starting to need drinks to stay entertained.

  • 4 Beers: Rough — alcohol improves it more than the plot does.

  • 5 Beers: Terrible — only bearable if you’re too buzzed to care.