Barbie
Beer Score: 1
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Description: Barbie leaves her perfect pink world because she starts having thoughts. Turns out the real world isn’t run by glitter and good vibes. Expect an existential crisis wrapped in a fashion show and somehow, Ryan Gosling steals every scene like his abs are method acting.
Reviewer: Caden
This movie is proof that feminism and plastic can coexist. One of the funniest identity crises ever put in high heels and honestly, it deserves a PhD in self-awareness.
Review Scale Below
On this scale, fewer beers means a better movie. If a film keeps you so engaged that you don’t need a drink, it scores low. The more beers it takes to get through, the worse the movie was.
1 Beer: Great — only one beer for fun, not survival.
2 Beers: Decent — had a few slow parts, but still enjoyable.
3 Beers: Meh — starting to need drinks to stay entertained.
4 Beers: Rough — alcohol improves it more than the plot does.
5 Beers: Terrible — only bearable if you’re too buzzed to care.